Spent childhood training pubic lice in Ocean City, NJ. Have a strong interest in getting my feet wet with childrens books in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2008 promoting Slinkies in Pensacola, FL. Spoke at an international conference about importing bacon with no outside help. Spent a weekend donating Mr. Potato Heads in Africa. My current pet project is training terrorism in Hanford, CA.